Mon amour

I think you are living in denial

Oh can’t you see she’s petty wild?

And every night I pray that you don’t knock her up

‘Cause I still want to be the mother of you child

They say l’amour est ne á Paris

So she’s planned a little tip to France

While she’s in anxious anticipation

I really hope you have a horrible vacation

And so you think of me when you arrive

Hope the French fleas eat you both alive

And your room smells

And the toilet doesn’t flush

And locals treat you mean 

And the service takes too long

‘Cause I’m fragile and you broke my heart in two

But you just smile

Like it’s all the same to you, to you

CHORUS

But when you learn your lesson

Come back like a prodigal son

Read the big sing at the airpont

Bienvenue from hell

Mon amour

And when you learn your lesson

Come back like a prodigal son

Read the big sing at the airpont

Bienvenue from hell

Mon amour

Where did you get the ability?

To make fake promises to me

You are exactly like

A politician

Need everyone’s approval just to see if you are doing right

And I hope you both freeze under the Eiffel tower

So you end up throwing in the towel 

Hope you’ll miss me 

And someday you’re gonna see

That I put my trust in you

But you turned your back to me.

‘Cause I’m fragile and you broke my heart in two

But you just smile

Like it’s all the same to you, to you

CHORUS

But when you learn your lesson

Come back like a prodigal son

Read the big sing at the airpont

Bienvenue from hell

Mon amour

And when you learn your lesson

Come back like a prodigal son

Read the big sing at the airpont

Bienvenue from hell

Mon amour

CHORUS

But when you learn your lesson

Come back like a prodigal son

Read the big sing at the airpont

Bienvenue from hell

Mon amour

And when you learn your lesson

Come back like a prodigal son

Read the big sing at the airpont

Bienvenue from hell

Mon amour

Passeangers with destination

Passeangers with destination

Passeangers with destination to hell

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